As a young and experimenting bisexual in a guy-grrl relationship I beganto find myself bored with an "outie" and not an "innie". While threesomes can be fun they aren't always available and loving my boyfriend as I do I'm not always in a sharing mood.

However I did miss rolling my tongue and practicing my alphabet inside of someone and this is how I discovered
the art of analingus.

My boyfriend and I both enjoy a little bit of anal play here and there. Our fun with the bum has also had us discover the greatness of all the different types as lube as well. I highly suggest the brand "Wet" I originally tried "Astroglide" but it is a water based lubricant and "wet" is silicone based and lasts longer it is also condom safe. It is nice when you don't have to reapply one too many times while playing.

Trojan has a few brands of flavored lubes and although these taste like jelly at first the after taste is the same as all lube. The nasty taste of lube is not one you want to keep in your mouth for long, thus I do not recommend using lube for analingus.

You know when you hear teens say, "eww this tastes like ass"? Well I assure you most of them do not know the taste of ass. It isn't the best thing in the world but you can get use to it. I do recommend a nice shower or bath before any anal play or perhaps even an enema. I have found that home enemas can actually be quite relaxing and enjoyable.

So how do you get over the unpleasant taste? Well as I said earlier there are flavored lubes out there but what I have found to be most effective to kill the taste of the bum is a good old fashioned mint. I am a fan of food play and I have found that a nice tic-tac in the anus or just put two in you mouth in the side of your cheeks is enough to kill the taste.

As always you need to find a way to see if your guy would be into this sort of thing. Some guys don't like the idea of their girl friend's tongues in their bums others a incredibly turned on by the idea of the taboo art form.

The best way to see if your guy is into that is while he
is on top of you during sex grab his ass. Trust me he will be happy you did! While holding on to his cheeks slide a finger next to his crack or even rub it around the opening of the anus.

If he slows down and asks "What the hell are you doing?" than obviously drop the idea. If he grins and says something to the effect of "Oh aren't you a dirty one?" then pitch the idea while sliding a finger in.

Then there is always the best of all ways is good old fashioned communication. As always communication is probably the most important part of any relationship the more open you are with each other the better.

If your man is the type to allow you to let loose with your tongue on his bum than grab your tic-tacs and begin to put all those times a guy has eaten you out to use. Try to think of what felt good on your pussy.

I have found that it is hard to get your mouth to the valley between the two mounds of flesh but if you can get in there roll your tongue around a bit. Push against the actual anus this causes a lot of sensation, and even try to poke your tongue in.

I haven't found the classic tracing the alphabet with your tongue trick as effective as it is with women but just trace your "O"'s a tad more and as always have fun and experiment. You may even find that you may want to play with the tic-tac or mint inside of him and try to dig it out with your tongue. You won't know until you give it a try as always don't knock it until you try it.

I also must say whenever I hear anyone say "This tastes like ass." it brings a smirk to my face because they obviously don't know what their missing!

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