Reviewed
By: Jenne
First
Impressions
I love trying new toys as should be
evident to anyone who has visited
Clitical.Com over the past few years.
I especially enjoy reviewing toys
with a duel purpose; this toy promised
me a triple purpose, an opportunity
too good to miss!
So
I tore open the package when it arrived
and was a little taken aback by what
I found inside. I can forgive pink
toys, it's not a color that inspires
me to have sex but I can forgive it.
I can't say this toy really got my
juices running at first sight though
and I can only imagine what a beginner
to sex toys would think on opening
the very pink box that the triple
stimulator comes in.
Inside
is a pink, vinyl rubber contraption
as my Hubby referred to it when he
first saw it. It could almost pass
for a very modern candle stick at
first sight. The anal probe is attached
to the cock ring, which in turn is
attached to another ring that holds
the silver bullet that is inserted
and stimulates the clitoris making
for what looked like a rather exciting
threesome without the need for another
partner. One feature that immediately
peeked my interest was the flexible
ribbing system that runs the length
of the anal probe, making it easy
to bend into any position while keeping
the shaft itself solid. Now of course
we were trying to give this configuration
a try so we grabbed some water based
lube and headed for the bedroom, like
all good researchers.
Partner
Play
On the face of it this looked easy
to master, but like so many things
that should be easy we soon discovered
that achieving a threeway with this
toy was going to be harder done than
said. Our problems began with the
cock ring. Hubby is uncut and this
can and often does make it difficult
for him to wear cock rings and extenders.
He can generally get them on but keeping
them on and in place can be a whole
other ball game. With the triple stimulator
it was getting it on that proved to
be the biggest problem. There just
wasn't enough stretchiness in the
rubber and pull and tug as we might
and no matter how much lube we put
on we still struggled. Eventually
after stretching the ring for a good
half an hour, like you would a balloon
before blowing up we got over the
first road block.
Then
we came to our next obstacle positioning.
Hubby lay on his back and waited patiently
as I tried to get things in the right
order so to speak. The anal probe
was a pain in the arse and that pun
is intended. The probe is a little
longer than Hubby so I wanted to get
that in the right place because Hubby
is a little more flexible. Despite
a ton of lube, this wasn't going to
work, so we gave up, in part because
Hubby was getting sore. We did make
use of the toy though as we used the
silver bullet while doing the horizontal
tango.
We
have tried using the triple stimulator
on two other occasions since, once
doggy style and once spooning, neither
of which were a great success either.
There is so much going on and so many
items that need to be in specific
position that we basically gave up
each time. On the plus side we were
really wet with all the lube required
to even get the cock ring on and stand
a chance with the anal probe. We have
used the silver bullet and the anal
probe separately since and I have
to say the anal probe's design is
great but when coupled together with
the rest of the toy, it just didn't
work for us.
What's
It All Add Up To?
For us this toy just didn't work when
it was a whole unit. It was just too
cumbersome and time consuming and
took away from the joy of sex rather
than enhancing it. I think most men
would have refused to try again and
I can only imagine what a beginning
couple would make of this.
Like
many ideas in the sex toy world at
the moment, the idea may have seemed
sound in as an idea but for us, at
least, the execution was a let down.
This was definitely a flop for us
but on the plus side, we have a new
silver bullet and the anal probe as
I said before works well as an independent
unit. Cleanup is fairly easy which
is always a plus but it's also worth
mentioning that you must use a water
based lube and store this away from
other toys as rubber vinyl has a nasty
habit of melting into other materials.
For
us this was defiantly not worth the
money and there are far better toys
on the market.
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