Reviewed
by: Jenne

Cell phones are now a part of most
of everyone's daily life, some of
us, myself included, would love to
lose theirs at times but the BodiTalk
by OhMiBod, promised to give me a
new reason to renew my contract as
well as give new meaning to the term,
'call me.' Would it live up to the
hype? There's only really one way
to find out...
First
Impressions
The first thing that hit me when I
opened the plain box that this toy
arrived on my doorstep in was quality!
Call me strange, but, when it comes
to packaging I could be described
as something of a snob. I loved this
packaging, it spelt quality from the
get go, simple, understated quality
and actually made me want to open
the box and explore further. Which
is exactly what I did next...
I'm
happy to report that I wasn't disappointed
with the contents of the box either
because the attention to packaging
continued inside. I was presented
with a sophisticated looking pink
vibe, a velvet carrying case and clear
instructions. Yes, you read that correctly,
clear instructions! Oh, if only all
sex toy manufacturers would pay this
much attention to details this reviewer
would be a lot happier for sure. I've
lost count of the times I've spent
trying to figure out where the batteries
go, which is the correct placement,
the best way to clean my new toy,
etc.
The
vibrator itself smacks of quality,
it felt good in my hand even before
I had the 2AA batteries in their correct
placement but the real surprise came
when I turned the BodiTalk on and
discovered that not only where the
vibrations quiet, but they traveled
the entire length of the toys shaft
as well. Things seemed to be going
from good to better and I hoped the
best was yet to come as I asked Hubby
to call me on my cell phone, much
to his surprise. It wasn't long before
he discovered why I had made the request
though. As my cell phone rang, the
BodiTalk activated itself much to
his astonishment and my pleasure!
Now I had his full attention for sure.
Of
course at this point, he simply had
to examine the Boditalk up close and
personal and it wasn't long before
he had the battery compartment open
and was busy exploring. Once his curiosity
was satisfied he agreed to take the
BodiTalk for a test run and see what
mischief it could really cause.
The Road Test
He called me again and the Boditalk
again switched itself on. We quickly
discovered it had a preset program
that activated five preset sensations
and they would last as long as the
call was connected. There were times
when this could be frustrating as
I wanted more of one sensation than
it gave me, but then again anticipation
can also be a great thing, and when
the orgasm finally hit, it was definitely
worth the wait.
One
advantage of the BodiTalk over other
techno vibes is that it also has a
manual button, which allowed me to
put it through its paces without the
aid of either Hubby or my cell phone.
Measuring
in at 7" this vibe is designed
to be multi purpose, not only was
it great for clitioral vibrations,
it's fully insertable, and can be
used on the anus which makes it pretty
versatile to begin with. It's also
made from a Phthalate free plastic
which is another plus.
I
began testing the BodiTalk on it's
manual setting which is activated
by simply pressing a triangular shaped
button at the bottom of the cigar
shaped vibe. Each press of the button
produces a new sensation. There are
seven types of vibration incorporated
into the BodiTalk and you're sure
to find something to please your mood,
I know I did! I loved the offset motion
that produces a pulsing vibration,
sometimes a girl just needs a different
type of stimulation to a straight
buzz and BodiTalk can easily deliver
just that.
I
loved the fact that the vibrations
the BodiTalk produced travels the
length of the vibes body, so when
it's inserted you get the full effect
of the vibrations. Let's just say
the BodiTalk talks my kind of language!
The
cigar shape makes this vibe fun for
partner play too, and Hubby like me
loved the pulsing vibrations. We had
some fun trying different positions
and using the vibe between us and
the results were shall we just say
very satisfying.
What's
It All Add Up To?
The BodiTalk does for the vibrator
what cable did for the Internet and
puts it into a new realm of fun. This
toy fulfills the three crucial criteria
with it comes to sex toys that stay
in my toy box: fun, function and fulfillment.
One
word of warning here, make sure that
you deactivate your BodiTalk before
storing it, especially if you're like
me and keep certain toys in your office
desk drawer. Having to explain to
your business colleagues why your
desk draw begins buzzing each time
someone calls you're cellphone can
be hazardous to your health. Yes,
this happened to me a few times while
I was writing this review but it was
an easy fix as the manufacturers have
thought of everything. Simply hold
down the round control button for
three seconds and your buzzing problem
is simply solved. To turn that cell
phone mode back on simply do the reverse,
what could be simpler?
I
loved this toy, dual purpose, quality
and well thought out make for some
fun times. For those in a long distance
relationship, this would make a great
way to spice up phone sex, and even
those of us not in long distance relationships
can have lots of fun as Hubby and
I proved one afternoon...
Personally
I expected less for the $70 I spent,
and it's always a pleasant surprise
to get more for your money! The BodiTalk
is in a league of it's own, the quality
is as evident, as is the thought that
went into making this hi tech toy
and it's fast becoming one of our
toy box favorites.
Want
to purchase The BodiTalk? Click HERE
or on the image above.