Reviewed
by: Jenne

Once
in a blue moon a new gadget or toy will
catch my eye and beg me to review it.
The Audi-Oh just happens to be such a
toy and one with something of a twist
to it. The twist comes in the fact that
the Audi-Oh vibrates to sound. Sounds
too good to be true if you ask me, but
I admit I was intrigued so you just know
I had to order one.
As
with most things I was skeptical when
this first arrived four days later in
a plain box. For some strange reason I
envisioned the Audi-Oh as being bigger
than it actually is. I had visions of
amplifiers that rocked the roofs, which
just goes to prove that watching VH1 can
be hazardous to your perspective of real
life. Instead of Aoerosmith's guitar amp.
what sat inside the box was a black box,
which measured in at 3x2.5 inches, making
it no heavy weight. Also included were
a small bullet vibe, a silicone butterfly
sleeve with harness, and a set of instructions
that for once were in English and not
Japanese.
I
read the instructions like a good reviewer
should, and they were easy to understand,
which is always a good start. These don't
come with the 9-volt battery that is required
to run them, so be warned and have one
ready. The one battery I didn't have in
the house was... you guessed it a 9-volt,
and I admit I'm impatient and robbed one
from the smoke alarm. [It's replaced again
now and I dont recommend that you
do this, hence the warning] With the battery
in place and the wire inserted into the
correct terminal, I was ready to go.
The
Audi-Oh has two settings, one is a continuous
vibe and is variable speed, and the other
enables it to respond to sounds. It wasn't
long before I was breathing into the small
black box and watching the bullet dance
in my hand. Ohhhhhh.... I liked this already.
Of course I had to show the rest of the
family and ran into the kitchen. This
was a huge hit with everyone and I admit
my kids were intrigued. I told them it
was a science project and they happily
spent the next ten minutes blowing into
the box and watching the bullet slither
and dance around the table.
Once
I eventually pried it out of their grasp
and they were safely tucked up in bed
I decided to take the Audi-Oh for a real
test run. I'm not sure if I'm stupid or
not but I had real trouble with the elastic
harnesses that are supplied with many
of the remote controlled toys. They never
seem to quite have enough connections
and figuring out which hole goes around
which loop is not much fun either. But
I eventually figured out a way to get
the harness on, and the butterfly complete
with bullet vibe in place. After feeding
the cord through my skirt, I clipped the
little black box onto the waistband and
I was ready to go.
So
I turned her on and walked around the
room. Whooooo now this is different. Every
time I moved, my shirt would rub against
the black box and in turn the vibe would
work it's magic. Oh, yeah. I like
this, was my first reaction. So
I tried standing near the stereo and seeing
what would happen. Sure enough my new
toy reacted right on cue. Now this was
fun. It was like having Aerosmith's amp
attached to my waist and connected to
my clit. It was my idea of heaven, seeing
as Stephen Tyler is already taken -))
The volume and duration of the sound determined
the strength of the vibe. I did discover
if you want a continuous vibe that you
can do this with the first setting. Actually
what I really liked was having both settings
on at once, as when a sound hit the mic,
it increased the buzz of the vibe for
it's duration and made for a little more
excitement. This wasn't actually as noisy
as I thought it might have been either.
It does pack a pretty powerful punch considering
its size, although not quite enough to
put me over the edge. I might even be
persuaded to take this one out shopping
with me.
Another
way I discovered to use the Audi-o was
in the car. If I perched the black box
near the stereo, driving took on whole
new dimension, as did riding home from
the store -)) I don't suggest you do this
too often as it is a little distracting
and it's probably safer when someone else
is driving.
The
Audi-O also comes with the option of being
able to plug it directly into your personal
stereo, although you will need to buy
a Y-adaptor to do this. I actually got
enough buzz out of it that I never did
try this option.
Eventually
I let Hubby in on the act, partly because
when I first inserted the bullet into
the butterfly I forgot to add some lube.
Man, was that thing hard to get out of
there!! Eventually he managed to pry it
from its cocoon and we set about playing
some games together with just the bullet.
Simply having him breath into the box
was nice and extremely erotic for starters.
When things heated up and we got down
to business it was fun having him talk
dirty and the bullet between us reacting
to his every word. He liked this toy a
lot too, although he did want to take
it apart and discover just how it worked,
which is not my idea of after play but...
What's
it all add up to?
I loved the Audi-Oh. It's different, it's
fun, and its quiet and comfortable.
Although I would like a different harness,
as I prefer the only elastic around my
waist to be the ones holding my panties
up, but that really is just a personal
quirk. I can see this being popular on
the dance floors in many clubs over the
coming months and years. This was another
of those toys that actually lives up to
the manufacturers claims and there seems
to be more of those coming onto the market
thankfully.
If
they can make the Audi-oh without the
need for a wire of any kind my guess is
this will be one of the hottest toys to
hit the stores or at least the net this
year. The possibilities for this type
of technology are endless and I'm glad
that someone has finally come up with
a product that delivers. If you are used
to stronger vibes then this might not
be enough for you, but it does make for
a great foreplay tool, that's for sure.
I
will say that the song, "She Bops"
by Cindy Lauper should be the companys
theme tune as the Audi-Oh gives the song
a whole new dimension. Now, if you'll
excuse me I have a science experiment
to carry out...
You
can purchase the Audi-Oh by clicking on
the image above or HERE.