Reviewed By: Jenne

First impressions:
These oils actually looked tempting when I first pulled them out of the box. Even though they come in small 1oz plastic bottles they were by no mean unattractively packaged. Hubby and I had been looking for something sensual to try out for a while so we were pleased when we found these. When we ordered them we chose them because they were flavored but hadn't realized that they were supposed to get hot when they were rubbed or blown on. Oh the possibilities...

One thing we learned a while back with flavored products was to never blindly trust that they would in fact taste anything like the flavor they were supposed to. So before we applied them anywhere we did our own taste test. While it is a lot more fun than wine tasting, you can never guarantee that we wouldn’t end up spitting anything out. Gingerly we began to taste the, just with the tip of our tongues. I have to say we were both surprised to find these were on the whole pretty good, as you can see from the chart below:

Passion Fruit: Oh yeah, bring on the passion.
Pina Colada: Oh yeah, tastes just like coconut with a hint of pineapple
Strawberry: Yet another in the Yum department. I think this was definitely my favorite.
Cherry: Another yummy here.
Watermelon: Yuk. This didn't taste anything like watermelon, to be honest.
Cinnamon: We really didn't like this as it was really spicy, but if you like spice then it might be more your cup of tea.

Another thing that is always a good idea to try with oils and especially flavored ones is a sample test on your skin to make sure you don't react to them. Of course this also gave us an excuse to try out the rub and blow test but only on a small area for the moment.

As I liked the strawberry we began with that and applied it to a small test area and I have to tell you that when you rubbed it, you really could feel it warm up. It wasn't an unpleasant warm, more like someone applying a warm face cloth to your skin. Blowing on them also had the same effect. Oh yeah, I liked these already. We decided to try something else that night and leave the test patches to make sure we didn't react to them before going for a full massage the following evening.

The Test
Since no nasty rashes appeared, the following evening we set aside some quiet time for some fruity flavored fun. After a brief agreement as to who would massage who first, I lay down and waited as Hubby warmed the oils in his hands first. Whoopee these felt good even before he began rubbing them in and blowing on them and licking them and anything else he seemed to be able to think of to test them. Whatever he did felt good. It wasn't long before we were wondering if the oil felt this good on my skin when he rubbed or blew on it, what effect would it have if we put it on some more delicate areas of my body.

The short answer is out of this world!! These take oral sex to a whole new dimension, at least from a female point of view. We never did get quite as far as trying it on Hubby as I got a bit excited and decided it was time for something other than foreplay. This in itself brought about an added bonus: When we were making love the oily reside slipped from my delicate parts onto Hubbies and added yet another cool sensation to the whole love making experience. As the friction between us grew so did the sensations of warmth and sent both of us into warp drive. The warmth made Hubby harder and me, well, I was definitely not on this planet. We didn't use a condom with these, but they are latex compatible, so that shouldn't be a problem.

So, What's it all add Up To?
Even though we are not likely to use the two flavors that we weren't keen on, these were well worth the money in our book. I've used them when playing solo also, as the warmth they add can bring a new dimension to masturbation.

They really did light our fire and there was no nasty, lingering aftertaste that we've found often happens with flavored products. Another plus was the fact that they were absorbed into the skin easily and any that did fall off onto the sheets washed out easily.

The Midnite Fire Oils were a product that lived up to its claims and made a great addition whether I was playing alone or with Hubby when we were in the mood for something different. They do actually go a long way and although they won't take you around the moon and back down to earth, they will certainly put you on another planet. They would also make a great gift to surprise your lover with, just remember to do the sample skin patch test before you use them for the full works.

You can purchase the Midnite Fire massage Oils by clicking on the image above or HERE