Reviewed By: Jenne

Wet spots, love them or hate them one thing is for sure you can't ignore them! Or at least that's the general consensus of Clitical's female visitors, so when I came across a product that promised to eliminate the dreaded sleep stopper I just had to review it and share my findings.

Luv Linen actually comes in two flavor's, disposable and washable. I ordered both and soon enough they turned up at my door, courtesy of my favorite Fed Ex guy who I would love to ask to help me review them but he had work to do so,.... Whoops where was I? Oh yeah, umm okay, I opened up the box and was greeted by something resembling a leopard print blanket and two disposable Luv Linen sheets, which reminded me of the days when I changed diapers but we'll get to them in a moment.

I was intrigued by the leopard skin and strangely drawn to it. Would this be the answer to so many peoples wet spot nasties? It had a comfortable feel, and it was definitely well made and surprisingly enough not that bulky, considering according the women who made it, it was capable of holding 6 cups of fluid, and even I know that's a lot of fluid. I love a challenge and this tit bit of information seemed like just that, so I donned my reviewers white coat and headed to the kitchen, found 6 cups, filled them with water an proceeded to slowly tip them onto the Luv linen. I'm pleased to report that despite my reservations that something this thin could hold that much liquid, I didn't end up mopping my kitchen floor as the liquid was held in place.

So onto the next part of the review, this time after I'd dried the very wet but absorbent item, I added a large dose of wet water based lube and some oil based Id Cream lube to the mix. Rubbed it in, how I'm not going to tell you, as your imagination is better than any words I could use to describe the process and then washed and dried the Luv linen once more. When I was at the rubbing in stage I did notice how easily the Luv Linen absorbed the wetness of the lube, even the oil based one, so all I was concerned was that it might stain the material. Again Luv Linen passed this part of the test.

So for the final part of the review Hubby and I set the night aside for some horizontal dancing with our freshly laundered Luv Linen taking center stage. Like a lot of couples, we occasionally like what we call a messy session and tonight was going to be one of those nights. We had ice cubes, chocolate sauce, a variety of massage oils and flavored lubes at hand as well as bunch of toys.

We didn't start in the bedroom though we decided the living room would make for a nice change of setting and also gave me the chance to try out the disposable Luv liners. These actually resembled large diapers but when laid out covered a pretty wide area and I personally liked the fact that I could have sex without worrying about having to mop down the furniture later [It's a female thing guys -) ] All I had to do instead was pick up the Luv Liner and throw it in the garbage, mess, lube, other deposits and all. Easy, peasy, no hassle, no mess!

So we moved to the bedroom and after a pretty vigorous session and lots of mess, actually I think we threw more mess at each other because by now we both trusted that the Luv Linen would keep the sheets clean. Oils, chocolate sauce, and lubes we're used in varying amounts that night and the Leopard skin Luv Linen passed with flying color's when at the end of the night we simply picked it up and I threw it in the washer. On other occasions since then I've simply thrown it in the laundry basket but as I said that night it was really messy -))

I also discovered that Luv Linen can come in handy at certain times of the month, either when I'm playing with a partner or by myself. Who wants to do that and end up with messy sheets? I know I don't and the Luv Linen eliminated that worry for me. According to the instructions it's okay to use non chlorine bleach so stains were not a problem. Another thing to bear in mind when washing these is that using too much fabric softener can affect their absorbency, personally I've been washing them as separate items and even by hand at times. Drying is a breeze and requires nothing more than putting the Luv Linen in the dryer on a medium heat.

What's it all add up to?
I think the creator of Luv linen is onto a winner here. It takes a lot to impress me when it comes to products but this took everything we could throw at it and lived up to it's claims. My one concern is I would have liked it a little larger as at times Hubby and I found ourselves repositioning it depending on where the messiest action was taking place. That said we as always went overboard because we like to really test things, but under normal circumstances this probably wouldn't have been such a concern.

Personally I preferred the feel of the Luv Linen as opposed to the disposable Luv Liners, there was just something more comfortable about having a leopard skin velvet print underneath me than something that in reality reminded both Hubby and myself of an extra large diaper. That said the Luv Liners are great when your travelling, as we discovered on a recent overnighter, and again eliminates the concerns of leaving messy sheets for the maid in the morning.

The Luv linen is now a staple in our house/bed/sex life and this is one product I can honestly recommend that will help eliminate the wet spot and allow couples to have truly messy sex at anytime of the month!

You can purchase Luv Linen and Luv Liners by clicking on the image above or HERE.