A Closer Look At Lubricants.

As
someone who spends a lot of her time playing and researching
new products, lubricants have become more important to
me than to most people. Trust me when I say that there
is nothing worse than trying out a new toy when you're
not fully aroused or wet enough in the right place. All
I can say is, Ouch! So I set out a few months
back to look deeper into the often confusing world of
personal lubricants and what I found surprised even me.
Just like condoms, the number of types, companies, and
flavors this slippery stuff now comes in can be overwhelming.
Add to that the choices between gel, liquid, heavy, light,
and a rainbow of other characteristics and it's not hard
to see why people become confused. Over the coming reviews
I hope to take some of the guesswork out of finding the
right tool for the right job when it comes to lubricants.
One of the first things I discovered when researching
this subject, was there are more choices than ever out
there today. Gone are the days when Astroglide and KYJelly
were the only choices. There are 5 basic types of lubes
on the market, so let's start by breaking this down into
those types:
Water Based Lubes: The majority of the lubes on
the market today are water based, and that's no accident.
Water based makes a great all round lube and are suitable
for use with latex condoms, all toy materials, wont
stain clothing, or irritate sensitive skin. They are also
easy to clean up.
Oil Based Lubes: These have a checkered past and
for the longest time were the only lubes available to
our ancient and not so ancient ancestors. General advise
is that oil based lubes are best left for the boys to
use as part of their solo play, as the very fact that
they are oil based doesn't sit well when women use them
internally. They are also not latex compatible and will
break down a condom fairly quickly. Thats not really
something you want to be doing, I think you'll agree.
Silicone Based Lubes: Silicone based lubes are
still fairly new and fall somewhere between the two types
of lube above. Unlike oil they are non-greasy, latex compatible,
and generally longer lasting in the slickness department
than water based lubes. On the downside, they take a lot
more effort to clean than their water-based counterparts
and can stain sheets and clothing. Silicone lubes are
also unsuitable for use with silicone toys. Over a period
of time they will break down the surface of the toy.
Flavored Lubes: As the name suggests these are
flavored and come in a seemingly ever increasing array
of tastes, from strawberry to cappuccino. Most flavored
lubes are water-based, making them condom compatible and
ideal if you want a change of taste, for whatever reason.
Organic Lubes: There are several companies that
produce lubes that contain no artifical chemicals whatsoever,
instead choosing to use natural preservatives and flavors.
These maybe an alternative to anyone concerned with some
of the chemical components commonly used in commercial
lubricants or for those with sensitive skin.
As part of my research into lubes I wrote to many companies
and requested samples for review. I then put each of the
samples through some rigorous tests, which I've detailed
below, and all the reviews in this series will follow
this basic format.
Lube name and base type: i.e. water, oil, silicone, flavored,
or organic.
Ingredients: When available, I've listed all the ingredients.
Packaging and Appearance: Some bottles and packages are
easier than others to operate when you're hands are slippery!
Some are almost impossible, and the way a lubricant is
packaged is almost as important as the lube itself. Labeling
was also taken into consideration here.
Texture and Smoothness: Gel, liquid, greasy, non-greasy,
smooth, sticky are all words that can be used to describe
lubes.
Taste and Smell: Self-explanatory really. Did it smell
of anything and what did it taste like?
Stain Test: All the samples reviewed were rubbed into
a piece of silk and cotton material, allowed to dry and
then washed.
Solo Flight Test: Included under solo play are manual
and toy play.
Duel Flight Test: My trusty lab assistant, otherwise known
as my Hubby, joined in the fun and gave me his opinions.
Conclusion: Again, self-explanatory.
It is worth noting here, that like wine tasting, lube
testing is somewhat subjective. The opinions offered should
be used only as guidelines, and choosing a lube for you
is a personal choice.
The reviews will be an ongoing project, as I really like
to put what I review to the test, and if you have a lube
you would like to see tested then please let us know and
well do our best.