Reviewed
By: Jenne
Pyrex:
If like me the mere mention of that word concurs up images
of casseroles and kitchens, then I hope this review makes
you look at this material in a new light. As I've been finding
out of the past few months, there are a few innovative companies
that have taken Pyrex out of the kitchen and into the bedroom.
While
I'm no Martha Stewart in the Kitchen, when it comes to the
bedroom with the right tools and ingredients I can cook up
a mean midnight snack and Pyrex is fast becoming part of my
staple diet. So when I was asked to review a dildo by the
name of Mr Blue Skies, I more than jumped at the chance.
I
had no idea what Mr Blue Skies looked like as when he arrived
courtesy of my favorite UPS guy, but I couldn't wait to investigate
my latest addition. After I'd dug through the packaging I
was greeted with a very classy, well padded green velour pouch
that held my new toy. The best was yet to come though as I
was soon to discover, as Mr Blue Skies emerged from his padded
nest and proceeded to put a smile on my face. He really was
a true work of art as well as feeling good to the touch.
Most
of my other Pyrex dildo's possess smooth shafts and are fairly
long. My Blue skies however has a smaller, thicker, rounded
shaft but the icing on the cake or the top of his shaft to
be more exact is the 1.60" ball that is a wonderful shade
of green. Another difference between him and my other toys
is the green/blue bobbles that are peppered around the shaft.
I had a feeling that Mr Blue Skies and I were going it get
along just fine as he glinted back at me.
Armed
with my favorite lube and my new found friend, I had all the
right ingredients to hopefully cook up a storm in my bedroom,
and that's exactly where I headed next.
Simply
because Mr Blue Skies has such a wide ball at the top, I figured
it was probably a good idea to get at least somewhat aroused
before attempting to use him for the first time. So I let
me fingers do the walking for a while before adding him into
the by now slightly moistened mix. It did take a bit of adjusting
to take his width but once inside the oven, he felt so good
and I felt my temperature rising as the bobbles began to work
their magic. If chocolate chip cookies make the difference
between great fudge brownies and just ordinary ones, the bobbles
on Mr Blue Sky had the same effect on me. They felt divine
and the more I twisted and moved him inside me the better
they felt. He also gave me that wonderful full feeling that
only a dildo of his width can do.
I never did quite take his full length but by this time I
as past the point of caring. He had the ability to hit my
g-spot and when I practiced my kegel exercises on him, it
was sheer bliss all the way.
A
few days later, I decided to test out the other properties
of Pyrex, it's ability to hold heat and coolness. Despite
what you may have been told do not put Pyrex in the freezer,
instead I suggest you simply place it in the fridge for a
few minutes. It doesn't take long to become cool and it certainly
adds a new dimension to his performance. Slowly he will warm
up to your own body temperature but this can take a while
and he's a whole lot more exciting than butter but just as
slick.
On the other end of the scale I tried warming him in a bowl
of warm water. This effect I wasn't so keen on I decided.
I personally preferred the icy coolness of the refrigerated
version of this recipe, but you might like either and it's
always nice to have the option.
What's
it all add up to?
If you enjoy dildos and especially if you like thick ones
that really give you that full feeling after eating them Mr
Blue Skies is right up your alley. He's also extremely handsome,
so handsome in fact that he now sits in my new china cabinet
in the corner of the kitchen -)) There are just some things
that are too good to hide away in the cupboard in my opinion
and this type of Pyrex is not the sort I want to hide away.
Hubby
and I have decided because of Mr Blue Skies girth this was
a toy for me rather than him, but he's had plenty of fun watching
me squirm with delight as I mixed my special recipe. He's
also enjoyed putting him in the fridge before hand and surprising
me over the dinner table with him -)) Foreplay can be soo
much fun...
I
did find I had to be fairly aroused before I used him, as
his extra thickness made him difficult to insert otherwise,
but it was well worth the effort.
Their are two things about glass toys that often get overlooked
when comparing them to others types of material. They are
non porous which means when you add lube into the mix it will
go for miles and everything becomes very slick. The other
is that glass is probably the easiest of all the toy materials
to clean and lets face it who wants to spends hours in the
kitchen after a midnight feast -)) I know I don't! A quick
rinse with soap and water is all that is required and your
ready to go back to bed.
Like all good ingredients he's not got a cheap price tag but
he will with care outlast any other type of material and in
my not so humble opinion is well worth the investment. He'll
pay you back dividends, if you just give him the love and
care he deserves.
You can purchase your own Mr Blue Skies by either clicking
HERE
or on the image above.
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