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if (ranNum == 0){document.write('  <p align="center"> <b><font face="Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" size="1">The           Hitachi Magic Wand Clitoral Vibrator</font></b><a href="http://shop.libida.com/shop/Hitachi_magic_wand.asp?&Affiliate=cal" target="_blank"><br>          <img src="http://www.clitical.com/images/hitachi6.jpg" width="112" height="112" alt="Hitachi Magic Wand Clitoral Vibrator" border="0"></a><br>        </p>        <p align="left"><font size="1" face="Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif">You           say vibrator, we say Hitachi: the #1 selling vibrator, the one that           legions of women have stashed under their beds, the cream of the vibrating           crop.<br>          It delivers strong , reliable vibrations to the clitoris (it is not           designed for insertion).</font></p>        <p align="left"><font size="1" face="Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif">You           can find out what Katie thought of the Hitachi Magic Wand by clicking<a href="http://www.clitical.com/sex-toy-reviews/vibrator-reviews/hitachi-magic-wand-review.php" target="_blank">           HERE</a>. </font><br>        </p>'); } // hitachi
if (ranNum == 1){document.write('        <p align="center"> <b><font face="Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" size="1">The           Lipstick Vibrator</font></b></p>        <p align="center"><a href="http://shop.libida.com/shop/lipstick_vibrator.asp?&Affiliate=cal"target="_blank"> <img src="http://www.clitical.com/images/lipstick3.jpg" width="100" height="100" border="0" alt="Lipstick Vibrator"></a><br>        </p>        <p align="left"><font size="1" face="Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif">Compact,           silver and sleek, this lipstick shaped vibrator will give you just the           right shade. <br>          With its top on, the lipstick vibrator\'s small size (2 3/4" tall)           and discreet packaging fits discreetly into your purse. With the top           off, the hard, pink protrusion vibrates at high intensity. </font><font size="1" face="Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif">A           perfect travel companion.</font><br>          <br>          <font size="1" face="Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif">You can find out           what Jenne thought of the liptsick Vibe by clicking<a href="http://www.clitical.com/sex-toy-reviews/vibrator-reviews/lipstick-vibe-review.php" target="_blank">           HERE</a>. </font><br>        </p>'); } // lipstick
if (ranNum == 2){document.write(' <p align="center"> <b><font face="Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" size="1">Fukuoku           9000 - Finger vibrator</font></b></p>        <p align="center"><a href="http://shop.libida.com/shop/fukuoku_9000_finger_vibrator.asp?&Affiliate=cal"target="_blank"> <img src="http://www.clitical.com/images/FUKOU1.gif" width="100" height="78" alt="Fukuoku 9000 - Finger vibrator" border="0"></a><br>        </p>        <p align="left"> <font size="1" face="Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif">Fukuoku           9000 - Finger vibrator <br>          You\'ve seen it on TV commercials relieving headaches, but the Fukuoku\'s           real talent is adding vibration to your sexual repertoire simply and           non-intrusively. Slide the tiny, cordless Fukuoku right onto your fingertip           and incorporate vibration into partner sex or masturbation as naturally           and easily as you would touch yourself. <br>          </font><br>          <font size="1" face="Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif">You can find out           what Jenne thought of the Fukuoku by clicking<a href="http://www.clitical.com/sex-toy-reviews/vibrator-reviews/fukouko-review.php" target="_blank">           HERE</a>. </font><br>        </p>'); } // Fukuoku
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