Michael
is a 34 year-old male who has been very extensively studying all
things sexual for the past 7 years. He is originally from East-Central
Illinois, but currently lives in town of 1000 people in rural
Minnesota. He just recently ended a 7-year long-distance relationship.
Michael was a late bloomer, sexually, and started studying sexuality
to improve his own knowledge, technique, and ability. He feels
his future lady deserves the very best he is capable of giving
her. In March of 2003, Michael began to write for Clitical to
share what he has learned with others. Michael loves to write,
loves to learn, and loves to share information with others. He
especially loves to write about how to better love our ladies,
to honor them, to cherish them, to make them feel special, and
to give them the gift of divine pleasure! After a year long break
to work on other projects, Michael is back as a full time member
of the Clitical team. Michael has some exciting new projects in
the works, including more articles, a website, sex education eBooks,
and a sexual study course, so be on the lookout.
We asked Michael
to answer a few questions about himself:
What's
your favorite movie?
My favorite movie is probably First Knight. It has a great mix
of action and romance.
I love military
movies (like Blackhawk Down), action movies (like Roadhouse),
and martial arts movies (Anything with Steven Seagal, Brandon
Lee, or Jeff Speakman). But, I may be the only guy in the world
(LOL) who also likes sappy, romantic movies. My favorite romantic
movies are Message in a Bottle, Hope Floats, Pretty Woman, Ghost,
etc… I have a real romantic side.
What are
your favorite drinks?
I drink mostly water, but occasionally I’ll indulge in a
beer (Budweiser or Heineken), a glass of wine (especially a White
Zinfandel or Riesling), or a glass of Cognac (Grand Marnier or
Navan).
Who is
your favorite Actor/Actress?
My favorite television actor would probably be Ray Romano. That
guy is a genius. That’s the funniest show I’ve ever
seen in my life! Everyone on that show KILLS me. On the big screen,
my favorite actor…er…entertainer is Steven Seagal. I
also like Sean Connery, Richard Gere, Mel Gibson, Kevin Costner,
Ashley Judd, Julia Ormond, Julia Roberts, Natalie Portman, Jennifer
Garner, and Robin Wright Penn, to name a few others.
When is
your birthday?
February 3, 1972
What's
your dream vacation?
Exploring somewhere new together. Paris, perhaps. I believe that
when you put yourselves in unfamiliar territory (especially where
neither of you even speak the language), you are forced to lean
on each other a little more than usual for familiarity, comfort,
and support. I think that builds intimacy and strengthens your
bond.
Hobbies?
I love reading, writing, learning new things, photoshop, martial
arts, traveling, and Green Bay Packers Football! GO, PACK, GO!
Favorite
Food?
Chinese
What's
your favorite ice cream?
Homemade vanilla ice cream. Boring, I know!
What's
your most prized possession?
My laptop. It is the vehicle that allows me to access all of my
avenues of learning, communicating, and exploring.
What's your
favorite place to shop?
Amazon.com. I think I’ve single-handedly kept this company
afloat!
What's
the dumbest thing you've ever done?
Once while making love, I thought it would be a great idea to
cover our bodies with chocolate syrup and engage in some messy
sex. Well, instead of being slippery, chocolate syrup gets very
sticky, so we had to head for the shower and try to get it out
of our hair and off our bodies. YUCK!
How would
you plan to take over the world?
By teaching men to be great lovers to their ladies. Everyone would
be so sexually fulfilled, no one would have the time or energy
for crime or war.
Any pets?
No pets.
