Vacuum Cleaner Masturbation
Many people have the idea of using the
household vacuum cleaner to stimulate themselves to orgasm. A
couple of things that need to be considered if this is an idea
you want to try out: Hygiene: the vacuum will have been used to
clean up dirt and dust and will be likely to harbor lots of things
you would not really fancy on your genitals (dust mites, hairs,
dust, cigarette ash, stuff off the bottom of people’s shoes
and lots of bacteria). How a used vacuum could be made hygienic
is beyond us so the only safe option would be to go for a new
unit. Suction: if the head of the cleaner is put into contact
with your skin while the motor is running it could cause a painful
‘love bite’.(hickey). NEVER,
ever place your penis directly into the vacuum unit. The motor
is run with blades and you could damage your penis with severe
lacerations!
"I
have put my cock in the vacuum tube, but I am not sure it added
to the overall experience."
"I
have heard some horror stories, so no thanks!"
Sensitizing
Creams And Substances
The sex industry sells mild irritant creams that make the
genitals feel hot or tingly. Such creams usually go under names
like ‘Female orgasm cream’ and are, provided you are
not sensitive (allergic) to them and you use them in moderation,
reasonably safe to use. As a tip, if you are new to a cream first
try it on as small an area of your vulva as possible and be ready
to wash it off with cold water if the reaction is uncomfortable.
Others advocate the use of other irritants on the genitals as
a way of increasing sensitivity and pleasure. Substances such
as ginger powder, toothpaste and muscle rubs are suggested. There
are potent chemicals, which can give a long lasting and intense
irritation to the sensitive tissues, so their use should only
be contemplated if you are prepared for the possibility of significant
pain and discomfort. Be careful!! Know what the product does and
it is potential side effects.
"I
accidentally discovered that Vicks cream can add a 'spark' to
my clit when rubbed. I use it, but only a tiny, tiny dab."
"I
have used one of the creams that say my orgasm will be more intense.
I was robbed. I felt nothing different except my vagina felt hotter."
Piercing
There is quite a fad for body and genital piercing and pictures
of those that have had it done are all over the Internet. Claims
that having labial, clitoral and nipple piercings gives sensual
pleasure are common. Maybe they do and maybe they don’t but if
you are considering finding out for yourself, remember the following:
Piercing is only really safe when done by an expert and when recommended
hygiene and aftercare rules are followed. If you go to a ‘backstreet’
practitioner the risk of infection is high with hepatitis, septicemia
and even AIDS being possible risks. Doing it yourself is also
risky. You would have to get sterile and noble(gold or platinum)
jewelry, you would have to take care of any infection risk from
the tools used and from bacteria on or around the area to be pierced
and you would have to ensure bacterial and fungal infections could
not take hold while your wounds heal. On top of this is the likelihood
that doing it yourself would be painful, slow and possibly would
not give such a pleasing result as would a professional. If you
still want to have body jeweler, take our advice, get it done
by a registered professional.
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