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Everybody
else is doing it.
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It
helps you become more comfortable with your body.
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You
will get a better idea of what pleases you, something you can
share with a lover later.
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You
won't be as irritable at work or school.
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You
can develop control and staying power in a low-stress situation.
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You
can discover that many areas of your body are sensitive and
excitable other than your genitals.
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You
feel the need to tap off excess fluid on occasion to keep your
body running at optimal efficiency.
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You
have always wanted to create a world record so you need to practice.
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Look
at this body! Who wouldn't want to touch it?
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It's
safe sex, as long as you watch your aim.
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You
can't sleep.
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You
just wanted to make sure everything was still in good working
order.
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Because
everytime you do, an angel spasms.
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Exercises
the wrist and reduces the chance for carpal tunnel syndrome.
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It's
really, really difficult to get pregnant when you're the only
one there.
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Even
if you do have company, it's not easy to get pregnant if your
careful.
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You
can stay a virgin for years without getting twitchy.
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It
helps to maintain good pelvic blood flow and strong PC muscles.
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It
reduces menstrual cramps.
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It
stimulates your creativity and enriches your fantasy life.
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You're
asserting your independence!
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You
don't have to depend on anyone but yourself for your orgasms.
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You
can get it anytime you want.
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You
can do anything you want without having to explain it to a bewildered
partner.
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You're
helping to establish the philosophy that sex is good in, by,
and for itself; and that there is nothing whatever wrong about
experiencing it as a fine thing in its own right.
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It's
cheaper than Zoloft and the side effects are better.
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The
love of your life is currently unavailable
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It
releases endorphins into the bloodstreams, and that's good for
you.
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Reduces
the need to ask for sex during times when it might be inconvenient
or unwanted, like when your piloting you new jet aircraft.
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It
keeps you from hitting all the people who really need hitting.
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Because
you always call the next day.
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