Disclaimer: You use these at your own risk and Clitical refuses to take responsibilty for your medical bills should you choose to try using any of these lines. PS: Our lawyer says that being drunk is no defence either smart arse.

• Hi, Im a sexbomb-please defuse me!
  
  
• I am no Fred Flintstone but I can still make your bedrock!
  
  
• Hi! You must be very tired, coz you've been running through my mind all night
  
  
• You know something, photography is like love, best developed in the dark.
  
  
• Excuse me, I'm a little short on cash, would you mind if we shared a cab home
  
  
• Hey, my shoes are having a party, would your dress like to come down and join them?
  
  
• There must be something wrong with my eyes, I can't take them off you.
  
  
• Hi, I'm Mr. Right. Someone said you were looking for me.
  
  
• Is that a mirror in your pocket?? Cause i can see myself in your pants!
  
  
• Thats a really nice shirt.. it looks great on you.. but it would look even better on my floor!
  
  
• *looking at shirt label* Sorry.. just checking to see if it says Made in Heaven
  
  
• About how drunk do you think I'd need to get you, for you to come home with me?
  
  
• Are those space pants? Cause yer ASS is outta this world!!
  
  
• Excuse me, do you mind if I stare at you for a minute? I want to remember your face for my dreams.
  
  
• There's a gap in your life! Mind if I fill it?
  
  
• "Hey baby, if you and i were squirels, could i bust a nut in your hole?"
  
  
• Hi, I'm doing a survey for...
  What's your name?
  What's your phone number?
  Are you free next Saturday?
  
  
• If your left leg was easter and your right leg was christmas, Could I visit you between the holidays?
  
  
• It's a good thing I've got a porsche, Cause you've got some Dangerous curves!
  
  
• Did you know that the scientific term for you is Beautimus Maximus?
  
  
• Are you wearing lipstick, and do you mind if I taste it?
  
  
• You have 236 bones in your body, Want one more?
  
  
• I lost my teddy bear, Can I sleep with you instead?
  
  
• Do you believe in love at first sight or shall I walk past again?