Written
By: Jenne
I used to be a normal healthy human being, right up until
the age of fifteen or so. What happened at fifteen? What happened
at fifteen was, I sprouted hair, and I'm not talking about
on my head either! I mean as if I didn't have enough to worry
about, like which of the Osmond's I really wanted to go on
a dream date with, I sprouted hair. Where it came from I have
no idea, or at least I didn't back then.
It just grew and I just sort of wondered what the hell it
was for. It didn't serve a purpose, did it? All I could think
of was it was to protect me from all the bad boys that I'd
heard about. The ones who were always trying to get a peek
under my skirt. The ones my Mother warned me about but never
really told me why I should worry about them.
Once it started, it just seemed to grow of it's own accord.
I couldn't control it anymore than I could my hormones at
that age. Like most teenage girls I read magazines. The teen
magazines that tell you sex is great, but it's dirty unless
it's with someone who really loves you. Playing with yourself
is ok, just don't do it in public! I searched those magazines
looking for the article that would transform my life and answer
all my questions.
All that research eventually paid off. I found the article
I was seeking, the article that told me I was in fact normal
and so was all this hair. Hair on my legs, under my arms and
on those mysterious parts that were located between my thighs.
I began to read, I began to feel normal. Then I turned over
the page and almost had a heart attack. On one page it told
me all this hair was normal, an essential part of becoming
a real woman, on the next it described this hair as "Unwanted"
What the hell? If it was unwanted, why did it grow? Who didn't
want it? Okay, so I didn't want it but that lead to many other
questions, like, how to get rid of it? The article answered
all those questions as well and scared the hell out of me.
The hair under my arms was undesirable, no boy would ever
love me if I left all that hair there. The hair on my legs
would have to go as well. That just left the hair down there,
you know down there, the unmentionable hair. Funny thing was
they never mentioned it either!
I decided to be brave and after much gritting of the teeth
and a liberal dose of my fathers shaving foam, began to follow
the instructions for removing all this "unwanted" hair. Shaving
my legs wasn't so bad. The article said I should buy my own
razor but paper rounds didn't pay too well in those days so
I kind of stole my Dad's for the exercise. Bullied on by the
ease of removing this ugly hair from my legs I decided to
go for the kill and get rid of the underarm stuff as well.
This, I soon discovered was no easy task but I managed somehow
to wield the potentially deadly razor over my delicate skin
without so much of a nick. I was so proud of my new look.
I was a woman, more than that, I was a hairless women, well
almost! I admit I missed a few bits that first time but...
I went through those teenage years perfecting my shaving techniques
and experimenting with creams and potions, I was either told
or read about. Then when I was in my twenties, I read an article
in a magazine that finally broached the subject of the unmentionable
hair that still nestled silently between my thighs. I read
this article a few times. The idea of shaving my other pubic
hair was a radical one, at least to me, back then. But I liked
radical, I liked the idea of being radical and to me this
was about as radical as it got!
I read and reread the article. So many decisions to make,
should I just shave it off? The thought of a razor down there
scared me more than anything else. What if I cut off the delicate
parts? How would I be able to go to the hospital and say excuse
me but ... was my biggest concern. Then again I wasn't to
keen on the other options that were offered either. Waxing
looked painful. Just the description of the process made my
eyes water. Creams seemed a bit iffy, I would go to the chemist
and read the instructions, warnings abounded, do a skin patch
test in case of allergic reactions. Do not apply to sensitive
areas! I figured you don't get much more sensitive than that
area, so shelved the idea.
Eventually I decided to go radical and shave down there! So
there I was stood in the bath, razor in one hand and shaving
foam plastered all over my nether regions. This is when I
got really scared, I mean, I couldn't even see the damn thing
through the mass of hair and foam but I was determined. I
just wish someone had told me to trim the bush that had sprouted
with a pair of scissors before I started to shave. None of
the articles I read give this handy little hint. Whether it
was an oversight on their part, I guess I'll never know but
Jesus, if only they had I could have saved myself from an
hour of torture. I began to shave the best way I knew how,
which on reflection wasn't a very good way.
I soon discovered pubic hair is longer than it looks. It just
seemed to go on for ever, each time I washed the razor and
looked down expecting to see a bald patch I was disappointed.
Still never one to be beaten I persevered. A fresh razor blade
later and finally a small bald patch appeared.
There was no turning back now. An hour or so later and suddenly
I could see my not so smooth, white skin beginning to appear
where once there had been only hair. I stood in front of the
mirror and admired my new look. It was then I noticed the
bits I'd missed, during the process. I set to work with renewed
vigor. Gently, carefully, very carefully removing the few
hairs that remained inside my outer lips. One more rinse,
a quick feel and I was surprising pleased with how I felt
about my new found baldness as I stood admiring myself in
the mirror.
It looked different but more than that it made me feel different.
Not an easy feeling to explain, but it was like going to the
hairdressers unsure of how you actually want you hair to look
and then being pleasantly surprised by the results. That strange
mixture of feeling good about yourself and yet strange because
you look so different. Only difference was this felt more
liberating than going to the hairdressers, as far as I was
concerned this was positively daring than having my hair dyed
blue, could ever be.
The next big step was to allow my partner in on the secret.
I worried, I fretted. Would he like my new look? Would he
run away in horror? It was worse than having a new hairdo!
I soon discovered that any worries I might have had on that
score was unfounded. He loved it, the feel, the look. He said
it was like having sex with a new woman. I wasn't sure about
that comment but I let it pass, because it was like having
sex with a new man for me.
Two days later and I didn't feel quite the same way though!
That was when it started to itch, and I mean itch. The more
I scratched, discreetly of course, the more it seemed to itch.
I consulted the mag and a couple of trusted girlfriends, who
after much merriment informed me that I had to keep shaving!
Once you start you can't stop, I was informed. Okay, so I
started to shave every couple of days and the itching stopped.
Nowadays shaving is part of my daily routine, to me it's like
washing my hair or brushing my teeth. Despite those anxieties
I experienced as I was growing up, and discovering, I'm glad
I took the plunge.
My main reason for writing this article was to show any women
that are unsure, that we all suffer the same anxieties and
worries when we start to experiment. Mainly because life is
never as simple as those damn magazines tell us it will be...